when the teacher thinks you’re not paying attention but you answer their question correctly
In one Spider-Man comic arc, Peter Parker is somehow infected with the DNA of an alien spider queen, which causes him to transform into a giant spider, and then for some reason he gives birth to his human self which now has additional spider-like powers.
And then another time, word got out that a black guy might be playing Peter Parker.
Can you guess which time inspired more utterances of the phrase “not the real Peter Parker”?
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.